Damn Hokies
November 21st, 2005 by BWV
In the wee hours last Saturday morning, some Virginia Tech folk snuck into our stadium and painted a “T” next to our “V” logo at midfield.
Unfortunately this desecration did not effectively motivate the Cavalier squad, as we got pounded by Marcus Vick’s Hokies, 52-14.
These events most certainly did have an effect on yours truly. Too bad I’m a terrible football player.
All I can contribute is a little ball-busting (wisecracks below were lifted from a message board post on TheSabre.com):
What do U-Va and VT students have in common?
They both got into Virginia Tech…
What does a VT alum call a UVA graduate?
Boss
Why do’t they have nativity scenes in Blacksburg?
Because they can’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
What happens when a busload of Hokie fans drives into North
Carolina?
The average IQ of both states goes up.
What’s the one thing at VT that’s emptier than their library?
Their trophy case.
Q: How many Hokies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but they get four credits for it.
What’s the difference between a Porcupine and Lane Stadium?
On a porcupine, the 60,000 pricks are on the outside!
What’s the best way to get a Tech graduate off your door step?
Pay him for the pizza
What did the average Tech student get on his SATs?
Drool
What’s the best thing about having a diploma from Tech?
You can hang it on your rearview mirror and park in handicapped spaces
What do you call 15 Hokies standing side by side?
A full set of teeth!
