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The market is down, but not a ton. and is trading very light volume. I am doing very little. CPI numbers are out tomorrow; I’ll discuss some possible short-term market scenarios this evening.

In this relative downtime, figured I’d share a few stock tickers with you.. with “definitions”:

RIMM - a round piece of orange metal that genetics won’t allow me to grab
COSI - how my bed would feel right now
MRVL - what guys do when a hot chick walks by
KOPN - illegal grabbing
HANS - limbs used for KOPN
BOOM - what this stock did earlier this year
BECN - what opportunity does to me each weekday morning
TONS - how much fun I had in Jackson Hole
URS - not mine
DNA - how to prove who’s yo daddy!
WSSI - a spineless person
AUO - a werewolf’s howl
YELL - an angry wife’s howl
AKS - what you do to a question
FLDR - paperwork storage
SNDA - “Return to _____, address unknown” - Elvis
SNHY - today in Kentucky
RAIL - what college calculus did to me
AQNT - nickname for a math-oriented person
APOL - head of a beauracracy
CUTR - a ‘Crazy’ mechanic in Hazzard County?

OK, guess I’m no Chris Rock I’ll stick to my day job.

Long RIMM, COSI